why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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