Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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