Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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