it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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