right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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