Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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