Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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