Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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