ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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