did you get engaged???
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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