He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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