is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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