But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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