So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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