let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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