I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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