Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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