idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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