If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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