the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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