I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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