I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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