Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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