why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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