I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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