Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
you never un-have a 4some
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
