she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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