youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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