You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
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He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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