hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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