I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Apparently you make a good broom.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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