I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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