Nicole vs. Life
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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