This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Can I color on your dick again?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just high enough for therapy.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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