i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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