white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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