Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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