Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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