Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Randomize
