what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Someone came in the potted fern
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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