How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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