please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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