She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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