Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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