Nicole vs. Life
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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