You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
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From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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