wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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