When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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