Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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