I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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