SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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