We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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