oh god the rape fog is back!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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