We're like a lot better than the average bears
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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