There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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